Delighted though I was to see my letter in Monday's newspaper, imagine my dismay on seeing it without my usual title - defrocked by The Guardian, something even the Bishops haven't yet dared to do! If The Guardian is indeed the new proprietor of the Church of England, may I warn you that the money ran out ages ago. And they don't like gays. Or women. You've got your work cut out.
All the best,
(The Revd) Richard Haggis