Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Voting

VOTING ~ FOR THE CHANCELLOR OF OXFORD UNIVERSITY: "Are you interested in the election?" said the bishop. "Oh yes". "And who do you plan to vote for?" "Well now, that's interesting, because Lord Bingham's wife is godmother to my godson's mother, and I reckon that makes Lord Bingham my great-aunt, so I'm voting for him, for family reasons." ""Hmmm" said the bishop.

2 comments:

  1. Wondering if this was written in the first person or third person :)

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    1. This is verbatim! The last bishop of Oxford but one.

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